jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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