jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
either way he was missing a nipple.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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