So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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