she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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