But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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