I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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