Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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