She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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