i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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