I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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