she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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