Sry I called you an 8
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I would fuck him just for his dog
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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