where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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