How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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