I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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