I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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