Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
