she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
worst night to have a conscience
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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