She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers