He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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