we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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