nut hugger
I looked at my own cervix.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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