Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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