I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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