Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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