Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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