aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How's work?
Spinning.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
