Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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