Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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