I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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