No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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