did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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