If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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