I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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