I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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