Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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