well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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