i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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