We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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