Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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