dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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