I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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