I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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