Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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