i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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