One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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