big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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