She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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