If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
honey bunches of taint.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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