He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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