Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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