she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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