dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
a search helicopter?!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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