dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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