I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
a search helicopter?!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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