But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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