so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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